Last night might have been one of the worst nights ever.
In case you haven't noticed, I am having a real hard time dealing with this heat. We don't have central AC and it is just brutal. It has literally brought tears to my eyes.
I woke up at 3am last night in a puddle of sweat and decided I needed some water. As I opened the fridge door, the shelf that was holding about a million glass jars collapsed! Everything came crashing to the ground breaking and spilling everywhere. Remember it is 3am and my kitchen is 100 degrees!! I started cleaning up the mess and pulled a hammy while bending in a weird position. (People, I don't do Yoga so my body doesn't bend often.) After I cleaned up the huge spill, and did a little dance to the Gods praying we don't get ants, I went to put the shelf back in the fridge. As I opened the door, the last glass bottle that was sitting on the shelf came sliding off and crash on the ground spilling everywhere. I am not making this up.
Shouting "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE F****** KIDDING ME!" my lovely roommate, Lisa, woke up to help me. We cleaned up that mess quickly and I headed back to my room where I slammed the door, took off my pants and the proceeded to have major chest pains as I laid in my dark bedroom crying. And that is how I stayed the rest of the night, getting no sleep from 3am on.
I'm feeling pretty solid about today.
At least I am getting my Peter Gallagher eyebrows waxed.
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| This is the look I am sporting these days. Hair and all. |
Love, love, love
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