Big Money

I got convinced today to buy a lotto ticket. I have never done it before but my sister pointed out that it was 500 million so I might as well throw 4 bucks at it. Before this goes any further, I did not win the lotto. If I had I would have posted this picture and I peaced out for a solid month while doing rich things.

Via. 

Now that I have played the lotto I totally get why people keep playing. I actually convinced myself that I had a really solid chance to win. I spent $80.00 at benefit while actually saying in my head "Don't worry about it, if you win the lotto you are going to need all this makeup for your interviews." For a couple hours tonight I was millionaire. One day, one day.

I am not going to bore you with the idea that I would donate to charity if I won that much money. I am being honest in saying that is definitely not the first things I would think of. Truthfully having that much money gives me a ton of anxiety. It didn't help that when I turned on the news to see my numbers on the screen the first thing I saw was some guys saying "If you win make sure you keep the ticket safe and then yourself!" Um what? Is someone going to shoot me if I win the lotto? That really destroys my plans of running in the street screaming "I WON 500 MILLION DOLLARS!"I guess its a good thing I didn't win the lotto after all.