Last night my old sister, Mary Kate, and I went to see our younger brother, Brendan, play in his LAX game. It was his senior night so we wanted to go show a little support. I just can't believe how old he has gotten. He has some serious swag people.
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On the way home I started up a great conversation with my other two siblings, Nora and Michael, who are both out west right now about to make the route 66 journey home. It went a little something like this, just try to keep up...
Me: Hey guys! Brendan scored at his senior night! You guys aren't bringing dates to Mks wedding right?
Nora: Yay! Are you?
Michael: Does he have any more game next week?
Nora: Yes. Ignatious we can go to that Micahel
Me: Are you joking?
Michael: K, good
Nora: Why would I be joking about Brendan's lacross game?
Michael: I've tried to go to 2 and they've both been rained out (He is really focusing in on the LAX game)
Me: I thought you were saying yay as in you were bringing a date to the wedding...
Michael: Why are you asking if we are bringing dates? I thought were weren't allowed.
Nora: Are you bringing a date bridge?
Me: hahaha no we aren't. No I am not for sure.
Nora: Who would you bring?
Michael: Ok, I am really confused now
Me: I just wanted to make sure we all weren't because I don't want to look lame.
Nora: Are you seeing someone? (She thinks this my secret way of saying I have a boyfriend...)
Me: No not at all
Michael: What the heck is going on? Why are we even having this conversation.
Me: Omg this is a misunderstanding. I'm still single and I'm not bringing a date to the wedding.
(The first step is admitting it right?)
Nora: Okay that was weird
Michael: Ok, good...well sorta good.
Yes Michael, sorta good. I think this explains why all three of us aren't bringing dates to the wedding but at least we won't look lame.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Love,love,love
Bridge
To clarify... it wasn't that you weren't aloud I just didn't want you bringing a rando I was forced to make small talk with all day
ReplyDeleteBridge, you are all FOOLS! Though I must admit, that level of confusion takes place on a daily basis in the conversations I have with my mom on the phone.
ReplyDeleteMe: "Mom, I don't know what to wear tonight to this party."
Mom: "What? You're at a baseball game and you're starving?"
Close, Ma. Close.
Lovely, guys. I learned some valuable information from this mockery of a conversation, because I was also debating the "allowed/not allowed" issue. Congrats on the goal, Brendan. Bridget Marjorie, keep up the fine work.
ReplyDelete-Cousin Kev